February 2012
328 posts
In a perfect world, for spring break I would fly to California or new York or Toronto, alone, and stay in a nice hotel, smoke a lot of pot, and look at trashy reality tv. Thatd be a great break from all this.
Imagine having a threesome with jay-z and kanye, there would be millions of dollars worth of dick in you. That’d instantly make it good. Beyonce is a lucky bish.
Megan didn’t see that shit coming.
nyeeeeaaaah:
The internet has shown me so many things that I would have never seen otherwise and I don’t know if I should be thankful or not
Work wasn’t that stressful, they just be tripping on small shit.
Today work is suppose to be stressful, they warned us. But I am going to keeps cool and serve. (cause I’m a server) Imma serve sexy gay waiter realness hunty.
Black children will never know the joy of finding...
ripkamsud:
the-set-up:
soambitchous:
why did this make me laugh so hard?
Because it’s true. Shatasia will cry.
I say this all the time.
If Disney World doesn’t have your name on the license plates, it’s ghetto.
They don’t even have Andre, I feel like my name is on the cusp.
I got canker sores from all the stress of 2011. I need to drink more liquor, smoke more weed, and have more protected sex this year.
Slowly converting back into the slut I was apparently ment to be.
Tumblin from your phone ain’t half bad. My laptop is being a piece of shit lately and it sucks. I decided to forgive my friend for being a drunken faggot last night. I’m home alone with no money or food. I guess no one is fucking with me on this fine saturday. Training at my job is pretty much over and I’ll start seeing the beauty of tips next week. My babe comes from his...
had a dream that i was being thirsty for some...
ripkamsud:
thats how i knew it was a goddamn dream
Went out with a friend
Met a guy
made out
sucked him
sucked me
friends bangs on car window
friend gets in fight with suck buddy
suck buddy beats up drunk friend
I drive friend home while he’s blacked out
get in my car
drive home talking to suck buddy
eat piza and pasta and jack off *havent done yet but will shortly*
go to sleep
and the weed purple like a black girl pussy.
Nicki Minaj aint bout shit. Over hyped bitch.
Zac Efron went from really cute, to not so cute, to really fucking hot. Please let this be my not so cute stage. Please.
Have you ever woken up, only to be greeted by a shit that is yearning to be pushed out of your rectum? Well that happened to me this morning. It was literally about to come out on its own if I didnt get up as timely as I did. Anywho, that neither here nor there..time to start a day, and make it the best I can.
